My life according to my friends

In conversation

On my the choice of MSN nick,

the good eek says: 

someone's cleeeeeearly not a big solitaire fan

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

*kicks*

the good eek says: 

*blocks

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

shaddup u non-single insensitive bastard

the good eek says: 

*hadukens*

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

*sucker punches*

the good eek says:

i am very sensitive to single folk, dammit! i was single and not getting any for four years. there is no one more sympathetic!!

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

this can go on FOREVER u hear me

the good eek says:

*shows off jock strap, then yoga flames your ass*

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

wtf is yoga flame!

the good eek says: 

dahlseem's move

the good eek says: 

duh

Soapy - tired of the games you play says:

*pulls an ULTIMATE wedgie with jock strap, thus deflecting yoga flames*

the good eek says: 

... that's physically impossible

the good eek says: 

who play game with you? tell me!

the good eek says:

i settle!

And when you think it can't get any better .....

Soapy - tired of the games you play says:

u are masochistic u know that

the good eek says: 

i am actually quite gentle, believe it or not

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

because u are the one who has to bend over

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

of course u have to be quite gentle

the good eek says:

i curse you with nightmares of me and other men of my caliber getting it on

Soapy - tired of the games you play says:

well if they're good looking and u are bending down i can hardly see u

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

its ok

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

i might welcome that thought

the good eek says:

i said men of my caliber.

the good eek says: 

actually, no. scratch that. i curse you with the thought of five guys who all look exactly like me (my clones if you will) getting it on.

the good eek says: 

so there.

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

too late

the good eek says: 

it's never to late to curse

the good eek says: 

*curses*

Soapy - tired of the games you play says:

the disc has already be written

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

u've missed the boat

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

better luck next time

the good eek says: 

you say these things, but i know the thought's already seeped into your subconcious. i hope you wake up screaming with a terrible need to claw out your eyes.

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

well i'll just dream of u having a vagina

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

i'll wake up laughing

Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 

and go hahaha. i always knew that

the good eek says: 

fuck, i'd laugh after waking up from that dream

Office mischief part 3

*&*$!

Just as I was about to step out of the house with my prehistoric hibernating pair of rollerblades. The sky decided to cry. Will gym instead. I'm committed to this exercise thing. 

I've also decided that dating is too much work. I give up. I would rather hang out with WL, Sha and her Apalamoorthy or my gay cousin. 

My wingman's the BEST. We got tickets to Coldplay. 

Mischief part 2.

Val's desk, while waiting for E, our itchy fingers decided to wrap up Val's stationery in newspaper.

Randoms

Getting some love from the lovely peeps at the office.

Nike Sale : 5~8 Feb

Birthday wish 2009.

I was secretly hoping someone would flash me their boobs.

Best birthday wish so far

Recycled text from Cheanea - May old age bless you with new personality new attitude and best of all my dearest new sex positions to add to your sexume!!!

Blink and you'll miss it

Recycled texts - Post mortem for the Who the F%$# Are You Party

First and foremost I’d like to thank everyone who came down and made it so awesome. I’ve never really gotten to explaining how I came to this … The WTFRU party is really about reconnecting with all the people who have deemed themselves as friends over the years. 

Perhaps the party should have been Who the F%$# Are You (to me) Party. Heh.

Lots have happened within the past year, the most significant being the end of a long termed relationship of mine. As wise Ellen once said, at least I didn’t chose wrongly. I don't disagree, it’s really not that I mind being single but I really didn’t feel like spending this year’s birthday alone. 

It’s interesting to see that those who were there, have been there all along, with some odd surprises, great to see new faces and slightly disappointing those who were supposedly close that didn't make much of an effort and of course there are those who are too far away, u were with me in spirit and essence. I miss u guys much.

On a grubby note, I didn’t mean to get the Prima Deli and Bengawan Solo cakes. I was really looking forward to some good old fashioned rum-ed up Blackforest from Pine garden which has been a favourite since a few years back. But what to do … went down and they were closed for CNY. When life throws you lemons you make lemonade!

Thank you once again all. 

Photo sets here

Work Mischief

Edit: By popular demand, the good peeps who I lepak @ starbucks with have suggested I put up a chatbox. It's up. Ta-daaaaaaaaaa. 

My work place has a few "celebrities."

Wonder what's got him so happy?

It was KH's birthday so we decided to sabo him. 

There were stickers all over his cubicle.
And there was even a note:

Also for Wayne,

Gymnastics got hoop one okay.

Looking back

Makes me wonder what transpired such conversation.

Have I mentioned I love my new job?

Format: Email


Sent to E CC: LS, 3.59PM

Dear E,
Since u have the biggest desk in our cosy new corner, you are required to allocate some space for us to contain our "hoards" which are not limited to the following:chocolates, biscuits, our growing collection of beverage sachets, instant noodles.
Since we are terrorists, and terrorist demands are seldom negotiable, we expect full cooperation.
Lots of hearts,


Your new neighbours

Format: Email

Sent to Soppy CC: LS, 4.06PM

Dear Soppy,
Oh terrorist-wannabe neighbours (Les Terribles),
That's a wonderful suggestion (demand). You have to ensure that your hostage (lovely me) is well-fed so that you will always have space for your growing food corner (hoard). :D
E


Format: Email

Sent to E CC: LS, 4.11PM


Ever so optimistic E. I confirm that your elephant tranquilisers are working great. And yes we treat hostages very well to comply with ISO (Infidels are So Overrated) standards.


Format: Email

Sent to Soppy CC: LS, 4.53PM

thanks for reminding me about the tranquilisers. need it bad now ... my head is throbbing. how about some medical aid for ze lovely hostage?


Format: Email

Sent to E CC: Soppy, 5.05PM

Soppy has jus gone off to pick up the ransom, so she regrettably is unable to attend to your request. in any case, hostages have to just bear with things until release (if at all). at least that's the case in my experience :-)

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Heng didn't get lumped together with the diet bunch.

Woot!

Love the new group dynamics, its a breath of fresh air. Work hard to slack more.

In conversation - And it just keeps getting better people

Boys and girls ... I present to you the effects of alcohol. 

Wayne: My friends and I have a game, everytime someone says something remotely sexual someone responds with that's what she said.

Wayne doing the Eric Cartman 

Wayne as EC: Skinny ass ... I'm going home

Shirin: That's too short

Me: Yeah that's what SHE said. 

And now we return to our regular scheduled programming:

I wish I had ninja search skills ... 

wayne.rée says: (5:27:03 PM)

i have a picture of me in a spider-man costume when i was five years old, one of me in a britney like tied up t-shirt dancing with another guy, one of me with a tire around my waist and boots tied around my neck and one of me in drag. at this point, you REALLY think me in make up is a surprise or a shock to ANYONE?

*hsus - SoPPy says: (5:29:32 PM)

i doubt so

*hsus - SoPPy says: (5:29:37 PM)

u got me at britney

*hsus - SoPPy says: (5:29:47 PM)

really now ... britney?!

Right now I'd love to get my hands on that Britney pic, I should make that my life long goal. 

Reason 5 on why I think Wayne is a lesbian continued ...

His ex girlfriend The last girl he slept with was one. Makes the transition to date men all the more easier. Baby steps now. 

Making something out of nothing

Sometimes, I'm amused at how I amuse myself.

Like yesterday in class, as usual KL bombed. Soo reckons she could probably recite the lecture while having sex. I countered by saying something really nasty ** and that she probably wouldn't be having any sex.

Image used with permission from Joey Hohoho

Anyhow, here's a list of Questionable Notes that I took down during the lecture, because I'm so hardworking.

• Uncontrollable urges


• Mail Male shorts (I was imagining the super short type)


• Move in (It sounds really sexy if you say it right at an opportuned time)


• Gorrila marketing (ok this was just dumb)


• Climax


• When you do it at the bus stop ... with people watching (This is so kinky when taken out of context)


• Boost sagging ...


• Personal selling (sounds like self prostitution)


• Mail Male bleeds (sounds like male menstruation)


• Stroke their ego


• Super agency urgency


• High impact message massage


• planning shit (I forgot where this came from) She meant planning sheet


• Tit bit


• DIY

Queerer than queer

J's tramp stamp, yes who ever is reading right now, J is a guy with an extremely small waist.

I also present to you the first 3 4 reasons and more reasons to keep on counting on why I think Wayne is a closet lesbian.

1. He once asked me if he gave on a certain gay vibe when I met him for coffee as if to ask for validation of some sort. While I gave a very meh answer because such things do not really bother me. I'd never known that this would be the start of something so epic.

2. He wants to go to work in sneakers and a suit.

Barney Stinson: Suit with sneakers. A little Ellen DeGeneres, but you pull it off.

3.
Philosophie says:
i say lets go for a nasty yeast infection (On cursing KL with a yeast infection)
.xom says:
yeah, but to see her awkwardly try to discretely scratch herself down there? disturbing... and priceless.
Philosophie says:
yup she'll be in some sort of shaolin stance attempting to limbo the table with a cactus as a centre piece for purely asthetic reasons ala ellen
.xom says:
so, we're agreed? itchy genital warts then?
Philosophie says:
ok u won me over
.xom says:
channelling our joint belief then in 3...
.xom says:
2
.xom says:
1
.xom says:
BELIEVE! (rainbow icon)
.xom says:
(i've never used that rainbow emoticon before and the first time i do? it's for genital warts. my god...)
Philosophie says:
ok this is going to be reason no. 3 why i believe you are a lesbian

Ooooh I just remembered this one

4. He loves the word man-gina (new)