Choose your adventure. Start a conversation with either of the following;
b) Do you want to shag?
c) Liverpool played a shit game the other day ...
To which I responded
a)
Tired ...
"Would you rather I go home now?"
Don't be silly.
b) ... I'm not sure how to react to that
"Then just say YES!!!"
*throws a dagger piercing look*
c) I care very little for these male homo erotic sports.
"Hey at least I tried"
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