Tuesday, January 19, 2010

When decent conversation fails ...

Choose your adventure. Start a conversation with either of the following;

a) How are you?
b) Do you want to shag?
c) Liverpool played a shit game the other day ...

To which I responded

Tired ...
"Would you rather I go home now?"
Don't be silly.

b) ... I'm not sure how to react to that
"Then just say YES!!!"
*throws a dagger piercing look*

c) I care very little for these male homo erotic sports.
"Hey at least I tried"

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