Monday, June 30, 2008

As seen

On >>
If this was on, it deserves the obvious tag. Or no shite.

On Fark >> Grossness Housewife getting ninth breast op so she can go from a 34FFF to a motorboat-muffling mind-blowing GG

And more WTFs

jar0n - oh, kill me please says:
and oh, bored-ness on the weekends is the byproduct of being single

~EsSEnZa DeLLa NErEzZa~ - *il LoNELiNeSs e La Mia aNiMa* says:
coz i was der to influence the old sop
~EsSEnZa DeLLa NErEzZa~ - *il LoNELiNeSs e La Mia aNiMa* says:
nw the new sop is on her own

Sunday, June 29, 2008

J Drama Plug - Boku dake no Madonna

"I was conflicted and lost myself."

"The sadness led me to get me to get very drunk.
But I didn't forget any of it.
I thought it would've been nice if I could forget everything."

Friday, June 27, 2008

Dyslexic writer


I can't believe he noticed it immediately. Die lah how to write liddat.
I'm so embarressed now.
This is what happens when the people you ask to proof are too bz jerking off.
AC, I've got my eye on you. Grrrrr.


I'm super irate after seeing this:

"In Season 6 ("Boy Interrupted") Carrie meets up with another boyfriend from high school named Jeremy (David Duchovny). They finally go "all the way", something they didn't do in high school. Carrie later finds out that Jeremy is headed back to a psychiatric clinic."

SoApy says:
carrie is such a nutcase
Mrs Cheanea-at work says:
hahaha you nutcase too

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Literary Plug: No Logo

Chapter 1 opens with a powerful exerpt:

"As a private person, I have a passion for landscape, and I have never seen one improved by a billboard. Where every prospect pleases, man is at his vilest when he erects a billboard. When I retire from Madison Avenue, I am going to start a secret society of masked vigilantes who will travel around the wolrd on silent motor bicycles, chopping down posters a the dark of moon. How many juries will convict us when we are caught in these acts of beneficent citizenship"

- David Ogilvy, founder of Ogilvy & Mather advertising agency, in Confessions of an Advertising Man, 1963

Monday, June 23, 2008

Fiction - inspired by real people

"I met the ex at the ice cream joint that I frequent."

"By ex you mean sloppy seconds?"

"I never got this why do you call him sloppy seconds?"

"Because you said you noticed me first and fancy me like crazy. But I was seeing someone else anyway."

"Urm no offence but I wouldn't have dated you then."

"Why not?"

"Because I established you were quite a himbo. A very delicious looking himbo but a himbo nonetheless."

"Thanks, I think, okay back to sloppy seconds, what about?"

"He had his arm around some girl I've never met. They were chatting and laughing, looking so into each other and were oblivious to their surrounding. Oblivious because he didn't notice me."

"So was she pretty?"

"Hey! You're supposed to be on my side! But in some alternative universe, maybe I'd shag her if I was a man. Anyway, I did the most evil thing."

"Heh, you've got that really naughty look. So what did you do."

"As he got up to pay the bill, I sneaked around behind her, pulled her close by the waist and whispered in my sexiest husky voice, babe that guy isn't even worth half your time in bed. He froze in his tracks when he saw me. I think he might even have wet his pants a little."

"That's so hot. Then what happened?"

"Then I rang you and here we are having dirty gratifying revenge sex for the fourth time this evening."

"You mean fifth."

In conversation

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Literary Plug: Shanghai Baby

"A learned man should also understand romance: he should know what the beauty of a woman is, what a good woman is, and what a woman's sorrow is. At the very least, he should be capable of flirting. Love first enters by the way of the ear, and only then reaches the heart. "

"Making love with a woman and sleeping with a woman are two separate passions, not merely different but opposite. Love does not make itself felt in the desire for copulation (a desire that extends to an infinite number of women) but in the desire for a shared sleep (a desire limited to one woman)."

Milan Kundera

Friday, June 20, 2008

MSN conversations

As said to Cheanea:
I can't help but feel abit sad coz everyone is leaving.
Awwww c'mon give me some support.
Send me a man.
I like slutty men.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hear ye hear ye

The world is coming to an end.
Cheanea just lectured me on the using skincare products.
She implied that i'm not young anymore and am gonna end up like a prune.

I'm glad boys age too.

Where are the cute young guys? - As seen on Asiaone. You go girlfriend.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Morning after

Decided to turn up for work 1 hr earlier. The morning was nice. The birds were still chirping, it was still cold and the sun rays had a welcoming warmth about them, I had a slight sense of dejavu. It looked like the ending scene to our first date. You'd leave as swiftly as you entered my life. I guess this would be some sort of an isolated event. I'm not like that :P

One thing tho, you took my mind off someone else.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Exams and euphoria


Its amazing how long its been since I was intoxicated by kisses. Too easy.

It's a good spot to be - no quarrels, questions, commitment.
I just hope that I won't get too comfortable.

It's disgusting how you stayed pretty.
It had always been abt the attraction.
And lust.


Ed Norton is sexxxxxay.
I like.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

I need more closure

I haven't watched SATC the movie, been a fan of the show but since we're on the topic of TV to big screen. I want to see Will and Grace the movie!!! Now they were hilarious.

My favourite character is Karen.

Soapy sits by her bed reciting lines that she's memorizing for her exam. Coffee at night wasn't such a good idea. The company however, was nothing short of awesome.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The media practitioner's responsibility

I absolutely detest Love 97.2’s morning show.

It’s corny with a capital C and the music selection just drowns into the general blahness of my mornings. I seriously don’t understand how they can get by just doing morning dedications pranking people for the whole program!?

I know that the Muttons kinda did that back on their morning show but surely one prank is definitely enough to last the day.

Anyway, yesterday morning, Chen Jian Bin or whatshisname egged on a listener to disclose her address. Luckily for him, his partner I’m guessing, instinctively saw red and insisted Nonono, don’t do that.

The silly radio listener would obviously not understand the severity of her actions had she accidentally revealed her address on air.

But Mr Deejay, surely you have some sense of the powerful effects paradigm and a lesson in confidence already. Address is considered personal information you know. Seems that you need a crash course in mass comm more than I do.

Monday, June 9, 2008


The wheels on the bus go round and round ......


Sha says Soapy is narsassistic, she likes a boy who looks like her.
Its just the specs okay. He copy me. I got them first!
Its not my fault that he doesn't want to cut his hair either.
*stomps foot*

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Eruption of pent up angst

I don't know you but I hate you already.


By the way, its Au Revoir not Ale avoir, tak payah nak step pandai. Malu tau tak?

Daily Tarot:

The Lovers
The Lovers represent a powerful union and the harmony of opposites. It represents the combining of two elements to create an even greater entity. This card often represents the formation of a new relationship or the strengthening of a current one. Love can come your way at anytime. There are difficult decisions to be made and conflict may arise when temptation and desire overcome morals and ethics.


When you spend too much time with a particular person, you think alike.
After spending time away from you I realized, that I don't even know you, much less pass judgment on whether I like you, the new you now. Its like we can tell each other stuff that we wanna hear but goes against what we really feel.


Pr*ck. Yes I can call him one without much conviction.


I've loved you to my best capability. If that's not enough. I don't know what is.


BTW hor, Black is a color. Please don't go around telling people otherwise. Will make yourself look stupid okay? From
20. the color at one extreme end of the scale of grays, opposite to white, absorbing all light incident upon it. Compare white (def. 19).

Friday, June 6, 2008

Soapy is thankful

That she is still in school
That she is not ditsy
That she has friends that make her feel like her life is fuckin awesome,

Strangely also that she actually HAS a life - haha to that
That her cat is cuter than your cat

See. I told you so.

**still counting blessings

Thursday, June 5, 2008


Singapore MacDonalds website here
Aussie MacDonalds website here, Click on the broadband version.

Photography by blind man. In the wise words of Kylie Minogue its Wowwowwowwow.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Tarot reading

Saturday, May 31 The Emperor
The Emperor can provide order and structure where once only chaos existed. He possesses great intelligence and the confidence required to use it productively. While sometimes considered stern and demanding, he knows how to encourage people to reach their full potential. He sets strict rules and boundaries and expects others to comply.