I only completely adore Sven Bianchi. Disarming, tall, good looking, resourceful, smooth without trying too hard. In real life, he'd be the epitome of every guy that was ever so wrong for me.

Sometimes

there are words only tears can express.

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Birthday shenanigans

18th - Food was ok, i really liked the roast beef and sausages. I got some mustard to go with the sausages. It was one of those really spicy mustards, spicy like wasabi, upon contact with you tongue it sends a zing to your brain and the sensation hits you right through your nose. Awesome stuff. 

Somewhere towards the end, Thurston took up a dare to lap up a huge teaspoon for $2 and the remainder for $5. I went home $7 poorer. That guy is crazy. 

Gave her a rainbow disco ball which she loved. I'm glad that went well. 

Obligatory bff shot with Sha at a Brazillian churrasco at United Square.

Celebrated the cousin's birthday on the 16th at Wine Connection with a bunch of happy men. It was quite intimidating to see that he had more make up going on than me with higher heels (6- inch pink DKNYs) to boot. The happy people were quite alright to hang out with. Zirca on a Sunday night I must add is really something else. 

Shopping for the present was so incredibly stressful. I must have went through every man bag in Takashimaya and Paragon. Shopping for happy people is so difficult cos they're alot more fashion conscious. Whilst I found many nice masculine bags I could get within my price range from Ben Sherman/Zara/AX equivalent, I realised it suited more to what I wanted. I ended up gifting a ladies light grey shoulder bag from Pull and Bear. I had to ask him a few times if he liked it. He said he did and I hope he wasn't bluffing. 

Anti-social

I missed a few parties yesterday by cooping myself up. Isolation is comforting some days. 

On missing Salsa;

Me: Hey D How was union yesterday?

D: It was fun, it wasn't too crowded so it was rather enjoyable.

Me: That's because the toes of the guys I didn't step on live to laugh another day.

D: LOL! Plenty of opportunities for you to step. 

Me: I shall endeavour to practice so that I don't suck. 

This cracked me up

Cutest thing ever. Read more about it here

Boy's my favourite.

Good news on the fone front. I'm now mobile again. Pete has (finally) been replaced by Rubee , same model and make just different colour. I've managed to transfer a few ringtones from Amanda and wallpapers courtesy of threadless. I like me some personality.  

NDP 09: What do u see?

Mr Prez, you didn't even mouth the words to the National Anthem. Srsly ... 

One and a half left feet

CN made a mistake of trying to interest me in a new R&B song that must be all the rage now in Oz called Birthday Sex by sending me this video.



It is undoubtedly the most distasteful display of dance I’ve ever seen and I made little effort to conceal it. My reply to her went along the lines of, “WTF CN !!!!, that’s vulgar!”

And she called me narrow minded.

I returned the link with this.



Now that’s what you call a sexy dance. I'm contemplating picking up Bachata sometime too.