Anti-social

I missed a few parties yesterday by cooping myself up. Isolation is comforting some days. 

On missing Salsa;

Me: Hey D How was union yesterday?

D: It was fun, it wasn't too crowded so it was rather enjoyable.

Me: That's because the toes of the guys I didn't step on live to laugh another day.

D: LOL! Plenty of opportunities for you to step. 

Me: I shall endeavour to practice so that I don't suck.