Crash and burn

Diet 247964.6 has failed miserably. Not that been binge eating yet. But I'm craving lots of crazy things to bake and cook, I suspect it’s due to a slight change in my daily morning juice blend. Adding pineapple juice seems to excite my taste buds, I’m making a note to use pineapple juice for an aperitif shot concoction.

Looks like I’ll be staying at home doing the domestic goddess thing. Not feeling very sociable, and I miss the boys.

I stumbled upon this link on Den’s chatterbox and found it damn amusing.

Only a student can appreciate such lameness

http://incredimazing.com/page/Where_you_sit_in_class_what_it_means

I usually sit at the 3rd row from the front smack in the middle so that i can see clearly.

Bangla work and boredom

This was what we had to clean up today.

This is what I peeled off my sunburnt legs. I showed it to Ahneesah with pride, coz its quite a big piece and she called me gross.

The muse

It's surprising how certain people can just click and talk about stuff as if they've known each other their whole lives. The new muse makes me feel sesquipedalian, I dare say for the better.

Maybe Cheanea was right, I just needed some air. I'm looking forward to ... hanging with Sha, copious amounts of alcohol, dinner with the classmates and coffee with the intern.

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As emailed: Correspondances to the "yardstick"

(On people who are not being able to be friends after breaking up)

Personally I think its one of those dysfunctional human behaviours.

From here on, it can go 3 ways.

It can be either due to immaturity, the i-don't-friend-you type, OR suggest that it was a very physical relationship where you don't even bother to be friends when the relationship ends, it was just sex right? OR the saddest one, because he/she can't let go.

The 3rd one only applies to the most helpless romantics, at this day and age are a rare find. Of course and does not apply if they're shagging other people, then they go into the 1st category, see i-don't-friend-you.

Then there is another abnormaly which constitutes of abused victims. Abuse does not necessarily translate to physical violence, can be emotional abuse as well. This warrants enough reason not to maintain contact what so ever with the ex.

Do remember though, you don't want to come across as Prince Charming all the time, if you watched Shrek, you'll remember that the princess chose the green ogre in the end. Well, 2 cents from me.

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I'm also wrecking my brains for a provocative feature profile piece for school.
Was thinking of interviewing Sha, the principal, in the style of Playboy.
The attached picture would totally give everyone a nosebleed.
If I was ever good enough for Playboy, I would have totally nailed it.

*shuffles feet* to do or not to do .... that is the question

As seen on Asiaone

Someone just hit the jackpot.

"And there, in a nutshell, is the main reason guys here aren't considered hot: They need to be naughtier, more rebellious, and less goody-two-shoes. I certainly don't think it's a physical thing. Fashion sense can be acquired - just read enough magazines - and teeth can be straightened and polished. A good body is only a gym membership away.

But mental attitude is honed over a lifetime, and it's in this area in which I think young men and women have had the most divergent upbringing.

There are far too many men who are, at heart, little boys who always listen to their parents. Even if there's a small streak of rebelliousness in a boy here, there's nothing like a stint in the army to iron it out. Trouble is, women like spontaneity, and even something of the gruff miscreant in a guy, and are actually turned on by danger.

Singapore guys, however, are largely characterised by pragmatism, industriousness and reliability.

In short, Singaporean men are the type your mother would approve of. Most women, however, are drawn to the very sort that would give mother a mild stroke."

No shit Sherlock.

Kicking it old skool

Where were you ...
When A&W Singapore was having Coney Dog Days?

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Literary Plug:

Chronicle of Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

First published in 1982, his ideas were way of its time back then, the closest thing I could relate to his style of writing would be like watching CSI, in book form.

If that even makes any sense.

Beautifully written and timeless.

Pretence and how somethings never change

Everybody needs a little false hope sometimes that pushes us to be more than what we are set out to be.

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I had a little blast from the past with YS and Weilin, I think I would have sunk to a new low the day I need help from him. Sigh. Not really that desperate yet.

YS: y too early to say? he's totally perfect & match ur st(an)d(ards)! haha.. & stop studying so much books, heard from weilin u r still studying. y study when life is abt enjoy it to the max? haha..

Me: I must study so that I can get a good job and earn lots of money because I'm not as chio as ivy, or big boobied as sha or lucky as cheanea. If all else fails, I must be self dependant maybe buy myself a midget or sex slave or both. LOL

P-wned.

I'd like to see how he calls me on that one.

YS the quondam rebel, we all go thru that teenage angsty phase. And I suspect he's trying to get back at me for all the days in secondary school where I drew turtles on the back of his hands/arms in black marker while he slept in class.

He never really got mad at me. I think he secretly loved the temporary turtle tattoos, worst still pent up opression waiting for the day to launch a vengeful suprise all out assault on me.

Fast forward 10 years on to 2008, I'm still vandalising other people's hands.

PS I only drew the dinasaur with deformed legs.

PSS Maybe it had leprosy.