Thursday, February 26, 2009

In conversation

On my the choice of MSN nick,

the good eek says: 
someone's cleeeeeearly not a big solitaire fan
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
*kicks*
the good eek says: 
*blocks
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
shaddup u non-single insensitive bastard
the good eek says: 
*hadukens*
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
*sucker punches*
the good eek says:
i am very sensitive to single folk, dammit! i was single and not getting any for four years. there is no one more sympathetic!!
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
this can go on FOREVER u hear me
the good eek says:
*shows off jock strap, then yoga flames your ass*
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
wtf is yoga flame!
the good eek says: 
dahlseem's move
the good eek says: 
duh
Soapy - tired of the games you play says:
*pulls an ULTIMATE wedgie with jock strap, thus deflecting yoga flames*
the good eek says: 
... that's physically impossible
the good eek says: 
who play game with you? tell me!
the good eek says:
i settle!

And when you think it can't get any better .....

Soapy - tired of the games you play says:
u are masochistic u know that
the good eek says: 
i am actually quite gentle, believe it or not
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
because u are the one who has to bend over
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
of course u have to be quite gentle
the good eek says:
i curse you with nightmares of me and other men of my caliber getting it on
Soapy - tired of the games you play says:
well if they're good looking and u are bending down i can hardly see u
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
its ok
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
i might welcome that thought
the good eek says:
i said men of my caliber.
the good eek says: 
actually, no. scratch that. i curse you with the thought of five guys who all look exactly like me (my clones if you will) getting it on.
the good eek says: 
so there.
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
too late
the good eek says: 
it's never to late to curse
the good eek says: 
*curses*
Soapy - tired of the games you play says:
the disc has already be written
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
u've missed the boat
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
better luck next time
the good eek says: 
you say these things, but i know the thought's already seeped into your subconcious. i hope you wake up screaming with a terrible need to claw out your eyes.
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
well i'll just dream of u having a vagina
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
i'll wake up laughing
Soapy - tired of the games you play says: 
and go hahaha. i always knew that
the good eek says: 
fuck, i'd laugh after waking up from that dream

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